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[image: Description: An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an
airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The
little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the
atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life
after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” she said. “Those could be
interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and
a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
suppose that is?” The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s
intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God,
Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?” And then
she went back to reading her
book.]
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· An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned
to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total
stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?” ****
