While I was walking around the Waterfront this morning around 6 AM, I noticed an ANC politician slip from the dock and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat, because of all the bribes he was carrying.
If he didn’t get help he’d surely drown.

Being a responsible South African citizen, abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress,

I informed the SAPS, the NSRI, the Fire Brigade, and even the SANDF.

It is now 4:30 PM .. He has drowned, and not one of the authorities have yet responded.

I’m starting to think I wasted four stamps.