The ramblings of a serial head-shaver
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Million Dollar Question (dis ‘n tawwe ene!!)
The Final Question on who wants to be a Millionaire?
Jeremy Maggs : “Frikkie, for a million rand, identify the snorting bull…is it A, B or C?”
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The rules of marriage
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle
Joe said: “Hold your horses woman, and don’t “darling” me. The deal
was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle ,
Anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could
clearly see him. She run towards him, calling his name: “Joe. darling.. ”
was very clear!! “Until death do us part! -
I have just one question…
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Who could have predicted this?
Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings.
Apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked like.
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