On a recent trip to the United States, President Jacob Zuma addressed a 
major gathering of Red Indians. 
 
He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for improving South Africa's present standard of living. 
 
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his 
new Indian name – Walking Eagle. 
 
The proud Zuma then sang them his signature tune and departed in his motorcade, waving to the 
crowds. 
 
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name 
given to Zuma. 
 
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.