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  • Getting closer to completing my collection, this is a replacement for one that was stolen a few years ago

  • This is what happens when you sleep around

    This is what  happens when you sleep around      
               
     

     
     
    It’s  ALWAYS   the kids that suffer!!      Her  Name is Debra! 

  • The problem with abstinence

    A Young couple wanted to join their local church, the pastor told them,
    “We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain
    from sex for one whole month”

     The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was
    crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. “You are back so
    soon…Is there a problem?” the pastor inquired. “We are terribly
    ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the
    required month”. The young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.

     “Well, the first week was difficult……However, we managed to abstain
    through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use
    of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was
    unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the
    Bible…anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts”.

     “One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When
    she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my
    way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex.
    It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched
    in sweat,” admitted the man, shamefacedly.

     The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, “You understand this means
    you will not be welcome in our church”.

     “We know” said the young man, hanging his head, “We’re not welcome at
    Builders Warehouse either”

  • A common sheep shearing problem

    via donpackett.posterous.com

    Blatantly stolen from Don Packett’s pleasant posterous party place

  • Economic Stimulus Analogy………

    Itis the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining,and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times,everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    Suddenly,a rich tourist comes to town.

    Heenters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

    Thehotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt tothe butcher.

    TheButcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the piggrower.

    Thepig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to thesupplier of his feed and fuel.

    Thesupplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay hisdebt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her"services" on credit.

    Thehooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro noteto the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented whenshe brought her clients there.

    Thehotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter sothat the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    Atthat moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms,and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like anyof the rooms, and leaves town.

    Noone earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, andlooks to the future with a lot of optimism.

    Andthat, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doingbusiness today and the main reason that the rest of the worldis now messed up!

  • Kom in Zero Bravo

    Old, but still funny

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