Jack always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.
"Notice anything different about me?" Margie looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Jack stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked
Margie, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margie looked up and exclaimed, "Jack, what’s different? It’s hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again
tomorrow!" Furious, Jack yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGIE?" "Nope", she replied. "IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!" Without changing her expression, Margie replied, "Shoulda bought a hat,
Jack. Shoulda bought a hat."