A few England jokes

Bloke walks into a brothel and says "I like it a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The Madam replies "£37.50"

"Blimey" says the bloke "what do I get for that?"

The Madam looks at him and replies "an England shirt"

All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel, as the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for terrestrial tv.
Oxo have brought out a new cube with white foil and a red cross on it. It is called "laughing stock".
England will not be wearing the 3 lions on their shirts for their next match. They will be sporting 3 tampons: to represent the worst period in their history.

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