Tri-nations time, let’s start with the action

An Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
sitting in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel.

The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there
looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent slap.

The old woman is thinking: “That Aussie must have tried to kiss that
girl and got slapped.”

The Aussie is thinking: “Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried
to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me
instead.”

The beautiful girl is thinking: “That Aussie must have moved to kiss
me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.”

The Afrikaner guy is thinking: “If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Aussie
again!”