An Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
sitting in a train.
looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: “That Aussie must have tried to kiss that
girl and got slapped.” The Aussie is thinking: “Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried
to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me
instead.” The beautiful girl is thinking: “That Aussie must have moved to kiss
me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.” The Afrikaner guy is thinking: “If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Aussie
again!”
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