Signs & Symptoms of Love:

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Parkinson’s Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Bell’s Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at
work or at home.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Early Onset Alzheimer’s Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Multiple Sclerosis

6. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Leukemia

8. Insomnia.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Schizophrenia