My wife won’t like it…For all Golfers.

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One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf
cart.

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Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the
golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay?”

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“I’m fine thanks,” I replied.
“My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself.
“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help
you get the cart up later,” she suggested.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would
like it.”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and very persuasive.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she
could give me a massage.
Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with
her.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.”
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile, “She won’t know a thing.
Where is she, anyway?”

“Under the cart!” I said… ****

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