Fwd: FW: …….And you thought you were having a weird day……?

*Burglary in Florida (You can’t make this stuff up!)
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left
his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with
a grayish-white powder. (That’s the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to
high grade cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: ‘Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago.’

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan’s doorstep. The white box was there too;
about half of Gertrude’s ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: “Hoochie sold us the
bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
feelings. Have a nice day.”

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