Do you have a pen

I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this
really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, “Give
me your number, sexy.”

I replied “Have you got a pen?”

She smiled and said “Yes.”

I replied, “Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices
you’re missing.”

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