The Queen arrives in Glasgow and she bumps into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ says “How nice to see you Mr Salmond”
AS says “Nice to see you too Ma’am: Now, what are we going to call
Scotland after we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom,
and then I will be a King?”
HMtQ “No, we don’t like that”.
AS “What about an Empire? Then I’ll be the Emperor”.
HMtQ ” No, we don’t like that either”.
AS ” Alright then, what about calling it a Principality? Then I’ll be a Prince”.
HMtQ ” No Mr Salmond, I think we will call it a Country”