The Queen arrives in Glasgow and she bumps into Alex Salmond.

HMtQ says “How nice to see you Mr Salmond”

AS says “Nice to see you too Ma’am: Now, what are we going to call
Scotland after we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom,
and then I will be a King?”

HMtQ “No, we don’t like that”.

AS “What about an Empire? Then I’ll be the Emperor”.

HMtQ ” No, we don’t like that either”.

AS ” Alright then, what about calling it a Principality? Then I’ll be a Prince”.

HMtQ ” No Mr Salmond, I think we will call it a Country”