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  • Why some people stay single!

    Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

  • Indian drug problem

    Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital … one’s in a korma, the other’s got a dodgy tikka.

  • Best Quote of 2009

      POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
    An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a

    routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.  

    The deputy was shot eight times,

    including once behind his right ear at close range.  

    Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

     

    A state-wide manhunt ensued.
    The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he

    took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  

    They hit the guy 68 times.

    Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to

    shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

    Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:

    "Because that's all the ammunition we had". 

     

    Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what?!

    The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.  When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were

    68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied

    "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die".

  • Geek humour, brilliant

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  • A Very Rare Animal

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  • Understanding Woman


    "And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women."

  • There were these two crocodiles…


    Two crocodiles were sitting on the banks of the Apies River somewhere in Tshwane , S.A. 


    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

    'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

    'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

    'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

    'Down the other side of the vlei near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings in Pretoria .'

    'Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch them?'

    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Mercedes or BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and shake the shit out of them then eat 'em!'

    'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.’

     
                 


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