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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
Him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your
ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered …. 'Outside, when you said you
heard someone coming…. that was me.'

Sommer 'n bietjie kleurvolle kak om jou dag bietjie vrolik te maak!

Flippie van Evander skryf:

"Ek het uiteindelik vanoggend tyd kon afknyp vir n bietjie swartbaars hengel en het afgesit dam toe. Na 'n rukkie was my wurms op en terwyl ek rondkyk vir nog aas, merk ek 'n pofadder in die lang gras langs die dam met 'n padda in sy bek.

Ek besef dadelik hy kan my mos nie pik met die padda in sy bek nie en 'n padda is bleddie goeie swartbaarsaas. "Ek gryp die adder-kêrel toe agter die kop en haal die padda versigtig uit en gooi hom in my aasemmer.

Wat nou gemaak met ta pofadder?

Skielik onthou ek die bottel Klipdrift in my piekniekmandjie. Met die een hand haal ek hom uit en trek die prop met my tande uit. (Dit was 'n bottel 10 jaar Klippies met 'n kurkprop.)

Versigtig gooi ek 'n bietjie in sy keel af. Sommer dadelik word adder se kind slap in my hande terwyl sy oë omrol. Ek los hom toe weer in die lang gras en gaan aan met my visvangery.

So 'n rukkie later voel ek iets stamp stamp so aan my voet. Sal dit nie wragtig dieselfde pofadder wees nie! Met 'n nuwe padda in sy bek!"