The ramblings of a serial head-shaver
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*When a male bird can’t stand it anymore!*
*Priceless shot!** **One in a million!!!
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*A photographer will die of old age waiting to get another shot like this
one.
Keep Laughing.
Best medicine for the heart and the mind.*****
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One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf
cart.
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Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the
golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay?”
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“I’m fine thanks,” I replied.
“My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself.
“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help
you get the cart up later,” she suggested.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would
like it.”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and very persuasive.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she
could give me a massage.
Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with
her.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.”
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile, “She won’t know a thing.
Where is she, anyway?”
“Under the cart!” I said… ****
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‘n Pa koop v’n ‘lie-detector’-robot wat jou klap as jy jok.
Daai aand aan tafel vra hy vir seun ‘Waar was jy vandag?’
‘By die skool Pa!’ antwoord seun.
WHAP!!! klappie robot hom.
‘Jy jok’ sê pa..
Seun ‘Okay okay Pa…ek het ‘n DVD gekyk by die huis!’.
‘Watter DVD?’ vra Pa
‘TOY STORY 3,’ sê seun
WHAP!! klappie robot hom weer
Na aan trane sê seun ‘Oukei oukei dit was PORN!’
Pa sê vir hom ‘Toe ek jou ouderdom was het ek nie eers GEWEET van porn nie
..!!’
WHAP!! klappie robot vir pa.
Ma lag en sê ‘ ‘n Mens kan sien hy is jou seun!”
WHAP!! klappie robot die ma……………………….****
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*The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.**
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
“I love you!” she said, and then she got all excited,
She quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever….
Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before.*****
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