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The ramblings of a serial head-shaver
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Long live the cape coloured
A Coloured, Whitey and an Indian sit in a restaurant.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He looks so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Coloured twigs:
"My goodness that is the POPE!"
Sure enough, it is the POPE.
Thrilled, they club in and send him over the best chow on the menu.
The Pope accepts the food, smiles over at the three men, and starts eating.
After he's finished eating, the Pope approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Durban Indian and shakes it, thanking him
for the food.
When he lets go, the Indian gives a cry of amazement:
"My Goodness! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
The Pope then also shakes the White's hand, thanking him.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Its true mate!!, The bad back I've had all my life is completely gone.
It's a freaking miracle!"
The Pope then approaches the Coloured who knocks over a chair and a table
in trying to get away from the Pope.
"What's wrong?" asks the Pope.
The Coloured shouts, "Jy raakie aan my nie, ek's op a disability grant!!! -
Fairy grants a wish
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish."I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
"Fine,," I said,,
"Then I want to die when England win the world cup."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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@simon_sabin check this part of the BOL
Current identity value is set to the new_reseed_value. If no rows have been inserted into the table since the table was created, or if all rows have been removed by using the TRUNCATE TABLE statement, the first row inserted after you run DBCC CHECKIDENT uses new_reseed_value as the identity. Otherwise, the next row inserted uses new_reseed_value + the current increment value.
If the table is not empty, setting the identity value to a number less than the maximum value in the identity column can result in one of the following conditions:
- If a PRIMARY KEY or UNIQUE constraint exists on the identity column, error message 2627 will be generated on later insert operations into the table because the generated identity value will conflict with existing values.
- If a PRIMARY KEY or UNIQUE constraint does not exist, later insert operations will result in duplicate identity values.
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Tri-nations time, let’s start with the action
An Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there
sitting in a train.
looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: “That Aussie must have tried to kiss that
girl and got slapped.” The Aussie is thinking: “Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried
to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me
instead.” The beautiful girl is thinking: “That Aussie must have moved to kiss
me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.” The Afrikaner guy is thinking: “If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Aussie
again!”
