The ramblings of a serial head-shaver

  • New supermarket

    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

    Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

     I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

  • The ultimate rejection

                         
                   
               
      
        
           
        
                      

  • Kalahari Digkuns (Afrikaans op sy mooiste)

    Dit is ‘n diep stil donker nag.
    Vêr poep ‘n boesman sag.
    Met ‘n dowwe geplof,
    Val ‘n drol in die stof.
    Geduldig en gedwee,
    Hoor ek ‘n geskree,
    ‘n Boesman het sy hol
    Met ‘n kaktus afgevee!

       

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
  • 2008 Contractor awards

    Ladies & Gentlemen … welcome to the  2008 Contractor Awards.

    Nominees are:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    & the winner is…….

     

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  • If you can’t find the book you’re looking for, you’re shopping at the

     

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