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The ramblings of a serial head-shaver

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  • This gives the term “spectator sport” a whole new meaning

  • The @shanselman effect

    I had one post here that caught Scott’s eye and he retweeted, and just look at the effect…

  • What is Generation Y?

      
       

     


  • My followers can’t be found

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  • Doctor Dave

    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

     But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:

    "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.  And you're single. Just let it go."

     But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.


    Whispering……

    Dave……..

    Dave……..

    ……….you're a vet.

  • Should have bought a hat

    Jack always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
    sale, he bought them and wore them home.

    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife Margie,
    "Notice anything different about me?"

    Margie looked him over. "Nope."

    Frustrated, Jack stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
    into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.   Again he asked
    Margie, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

    Margie looked up and exclaimed, "Jack, what’s different?  It’s hanging down
    today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again
    tomorrow!"

    Furious, Jack yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGIE?"

    "Nope", she replied.

    "IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

    Without changing her expression, Margie replied, "Shoulda bought a hat,
    Jack. Shoulda bought a hat."

  • Cat Joke


    "Buggered If I Can See Any Resemblance. ."

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  • 1st Male Engineer