The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.
Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I shagged a bird called Penny – spooky or what?
Marriage councellor to a couple who are contemplating divorce……. ` Tell me something both of you have in common ` Husband after a long awkward silence ` Well neither of us sucks cock `
Leave a Reply