Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your @sses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land.”
When Mandela was made president he said,
“Lay down your shovels, sit on your @sses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land.”
Today, the ANC has stolen your shovel, taxed your @sses, raised the
price of Camels, tolled the Highways and Byways and mortgaged the
Promised Land to the Chinese.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Jacob Zuma, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, corruption, the toll roads,
retirement funds, etc …. I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……
Folks, we’re screwed ……
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