The ramblings of a serial head-shaver

  • Papa Smurf…

    Papasmurf


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  • Aircraft crashes into four buildings

    Air Show Disaster

    Amazing photo shows great detail.

    The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

    One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

     

    Probably scared the shit out of them.

     

  • Quote of the day

    . . . referring to Prince William’s bachelor party:

    “It’s gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper’s bikini when
    every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”

  • To all the Romantics Out There

    Signs & Symptoms of Love:

    1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
    fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).

    2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Parkinson’s Disease

    3. Constant smiling.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Bell’s Palsy

    4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at
    work or at home.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Early Onset Alzheimer’s Disease

    5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Multiple Sclerosis

    6. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

    7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Leukemia

    8. Insomnia.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

    9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
    You think it’s: Love
    Its probably Schizophrenia

  • A rare occurrence

    There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:

    "I'm a Jehovah's Witness".

    I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?

    He said, " Fucked if I know I've never got this far before"