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The ramblings of a serial head-shaver
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Aircraft crashes into four buildings
Air Show Disaster
Amazing photo shows great detail.
The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.
One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.
Probably scared the shit out of them.
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Quote of the day
. . . referring to Prince William’s bachelor party:
“It’s gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper’s bikini when
every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.” -
To all the Romantics Out There
Signs & Symptoms of Love:
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack). 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Parkinson’s Disease 3. Constant smiling.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Bell’s Palsy 4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at
work or at home.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Early Onset Alzheimer’s Disease 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Multiple Sclerosis 6. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Leukemia 8. Insomnia.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia 9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it’s: Love
Its probably Schizophrenia -
A rare occurrence
There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:
"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".
I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?
He said, " Fucked if I know I've never got this far before"
