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  • Julius and the Pope


    The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

    So the Pope slapped him.

  • Wat is fout met die springbok?


     

    Wat is die probleem met die SPRINGBOK – hy verteenwoordig mos die hele Suid Afrika.

    Sy pens is wit, sy rug is bruin en sy poephol is swart!

  • Pietie wil ‘n TV koop…..

    Pietie wil TV koop en soek die remote.
     
    Agent sê:  Geen remote, jy noem net die stasie en hy skakel self oor.
     
    Pietie sê "CNN" en wragtig dis op die skerm. Hy sê "e-tv" en dis op die skerm.
     
    Hy vra die agent wat kos die TV.  Agent sê "R 120 000.00".
     
    Pietie sê "Kak!!!" en highlights van die All Blacks se laaste 3 wedstryde kom op die skerm!